I’ve changed my mind, I am for reparations. Not for slavery, but for Chicago, for Liberalism and for The Great Soviety! But it won’t cost the taxpayer a dime. Here’s how it works: every congressman, senator and president that participated in the systematic enslavement and hostile destruction of the black family will have their wealth redistributed to fund vouchers and scholarships in the inner ghettos. We’ll start with the Kennedy’s. There will be an 80/20 split – 80% of the funds will go directly to the poor and 20% will be used to supplement the cost of incarcerating the Jackson’s, Sharpton’s and other poverty pimps and slave traders!